Sonic and Shadow seem to have the better idea

SLAP, SLAP
Calm down!
When did my mother join Lemmy?
My buddy back in college used to have random panic attacks. A calm conversation about something unrelated and a bannana would help a lot.
Something about eating slowly seems to short circuit the panic part of the brain, or maybe the blowjob jokes associated with eating a bannana slowly
Put them in shower.
Turn shower on.
Leave. Eventually the soaked clothes and water will annoy them enough they’ll stop spiralling, at least.
Instructions unclear, my life is now the plot of a bad yaoi manga
You know, if thats where it ends up, that’s where it ends up.
I never remember which one yaoi is. Is it the girl-girl one or the boy-boy one?
Congrats on the shower loving either way.
Ayyy it’s my ex
I’ve recently fallen down the rabbit hole of horse training youtube and literally all horse training techniques are just methods of managing anxiety. Maybe just getting a horse trainer instead of a therapist would be much more cost effective…
Riker, having usurped Kirk to steal the Enterprise, is having second thoughts about it and co-conspirator Spock is trying to calm him down?



