Well so long as I can have my study whiskey

So you can’t crack a cold one to relax but getting shitfaced is absolutely fine?

Where do I sign up?

It’s not the booze that’s banned it’s the can

this seems more about protecting the books from the way people crack their drinks open.

Fascists :(

Tweas?

Study wine it is

Soak a dictionary in bud light the night before, then you just rip out a handful of pages at a time, boom. Now who is a degenerate failure and a worthless blemish on decent society, Grandma?

Rum Dingers are excellent study aides.

So the library leadership cut an exception for themselves, probably.

These people aren’t your friends