Please mark this NSFW. I couldn’t contain myself. I was in biology class and this popped up. It made me bust so hard that it got all in my crush’s hair! Then i thought i was in trouble. But she turned around and started to suck me off in front of the whole class. And this video popped in my head again, making me bust again. But my bust was so hard that it blew the brains out of my crush! Killing her instantly! And her brain flew into the class guinea pig’s enclosure! Then the guinea pig started to hump her brain! I could not let that happen! So i put the guinea pig on my dick and open my phone to this video. I launched that sucker into the stratosphere by my load!

No tits

What the heck was up with that files/cops crossover? That shit scarred me for years

US is not sending their best

The yep yep aliens

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Blue cheese has mold in it

I want someone to hold me the way squidward holds that watermelon. Is that too much to ask?

Wet fart sound

All it’s missing some peas and gravy

As far as work is concerned My ibs needs accommodations and I have 4 extra 15 minute breaks a day

Ayo, pause… my scrolling so I can admire this massive rock cock

I love me a good lil Sebastian reference

Corn 🌽

I know I might be asking for a lot but like can I get the full series ? This is a certified banger

Rookie mistake not shoveling it down the street

M

Sky is blue

I think

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Kanye’s sweating rn