When you wake up in a pool of blood because your girl accidentally ran her toes down your leg in the middle of the night.

I put this in the same category as women who grow nails so long they can barely wipe their own ass.

Harpymaxxing.

You just made Quentin Tarantino start liking hands.

Bet she listens to Nelly furtado

As a proud foot fetishist, ewwwww. I ain’t sucking those toes.

Shoes

The pinkies remind me heavily of naked mole rats.