Every moment I spend with you is better than the next.
What in interesting use of free will
Among everybody here, you have the most potential to learn something.
I’ve been told that a few times…
good luck out there my friend
You’re really at the top of the bell curve!
Look up Shakespeare’s insults. They’re literally classic.
I don’t have one in English, but I have some in German for those who understand.
My Granddad had a female coworker that was higher in rank than him. He would always greet her with “Meine Allerwerteste”. It’s a word play because “Meine Werteste” is equivalent to a very formal version of “my dear”. “Aller” is a superlative form, so basically “My very dearest”. But “Mein Allerwertester” (so the male form of what he used) means “my ass”.
The other one is to use terminology like “Er versucht immer sein Bestes zu geben” (“He always tries to give his best”). In Austria, you are legally allowed to ask for a work testimony from your employer when you are looking for a new job. There is some legislation that prohibits negative speech in these work testimonies so that your employer cannot make you look bad in front of your potential new employer (which makes the whole concept pretty useless, but it is what it is). So to get around that, employers adopted a kind of “secret” code where e.g. “tries to” means “fails to”. So you can use the same kind of terminology to deliver something that sounds like a compliment, but for everyone in the know (which is most people by now) it’s clear that you deeply offended the person you are talking about.
Your ratio of words to significance is extremely high
Shakespeare had a banger.
“I was going to challenge you to a battle of wits but I see you are unarmed.”
I also like.
“I could agree with you but then we’d both be wrong.”
“I could agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.”
A former co-worker got me with this one many years ago. I laughed out loud. I’ve never forgotten it.
What you lack in evidence or convincing argument, you make up with conviction.
That’s the trick. End with the part that sounds nice
Gotta use a positive tone and smile:
“You’re no better than you ought to be!”
I fucked your cousin
😀😀😀…😠
I would agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.
You are hard to underestimate.
I see you are not hindered by the restrictions of logic.
