• Diddlydee@feddit.uk
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    5 days ago

    Shakespeare had a banger.

    “I was going to challenge you to a battle of wits but I see you are unarmed.”

    I also like.

    “I could agree with you but then we’d both be wrong.”

    • TrackinDaKraken@lemmy.world
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      5 days ago

      “I could agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.”

      A former co-worker got me with this one many years ago. I laughed out loud. I’ve never forgotten it.