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Looking up is about one of the only things they can do 😢
Pigs can’t look up because their little blue cap with the shiny badge on the front would fall off.
Pigs can’t look up because they have crippling depression.
And then kill Daredevil
“Give me… sugar … In water.”
With Mjolnir.
Pigs can climb things with their front legs. But their eyes probably aren’t good enough.
Tbf I can’t climb with my eyes either
Vincent D’Onofrio?
The guy who voiced the duke in dishonored 2
Vincent D’Onofrio: Pig God
Pig sees night sky for the first time
And all these ETs are doing is fucking with fighter pilots
It’s like Platos cave analogy, but with pigs.
Aton, somewhere, was crying, whimpering horribly like a terribly frightened child. "Stars - all the Stars - we didn’t know at all. We didn’t know anything. We thought six stars in a universe is something the Stars didn’t notice is Darkness forever and ever and ever and the walls are breaking in and we didn’t know we couldn’t know and anything - "
Someone clawed at the torch, and it fell and snuffed out. In the instant, the awful splendor of the indifferent Stars leaped nearer to them.
On the horizon outside the window, in the direction of Saro City, a crimson glow began growing, strengthening in brightness, that was not the glow of a sun.
The long night had come again.
If anyone didn’t know this was Asimov’s Nightfall like me, you can read it here.
“… when pigs fly” : basically never
“… when pigs can look up” : basically right now“tilt this pig ever so gentle…”
My favorite part, too. Makes the whole thing, really.
When I was a boy…
