Scratch ya minge sniff ya fingas yove got bigga fish ta froi

Sneaking suspicion taylorswiftshemmoroid is secretly violet08s alt I just can’t prove it

Fuck whoever made violet08 leave

This is some kinky shit and I’m here for it

I was told there would be corn in my shitposts

Also dont forget to use a sharp jerking motion for maximum power

Israel and running away from their “problems” name a better duo

This is like the 4th promise of destruction.

I pulled that number out my ass but you get the idea

When others go low I get high with the obamas

Cento peeled tomatoes and a little basil makes better sauce for less than 7.49 just saying

Clearly hasn’t aroused a clit enough, next

“… when pigs fly” : basically never
“… when pigs can look up” : basically right now

F - union
Ftfy

6 scoops of metamucil will take care of that for you

He thought he could get iran to sign an NDA to keep raping them. Ha!

Drinks so good they make the dead look lively