His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy

Looks pretty alert to me. Prick.

This is what I look like when I come into the office on a Monday morning.

Also his lower intestine is filled with a plug of moss and pinecones, which have trapped the material in his digestive system, stopping digestion entirely, which he will now need to expel in a painful and gruesome deification so it can start up again.

Much like me in the morning

But he doesn’t need coffee for it :/

I never knew Teddy Bears were real