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biblically accurate toilet paper.
Your boyfriend is wrong, this isn’t “perfectly fine.” It’s a masterpiece.
Look at his wealth!
Maybe he’s just preparing. The first time I lived with a woman I was surprised at how much faster toilet paper went
Plastic plants aren’t great, it’s true. At least you’re ready to take a few shits.
There can never be too much toilet paper, only not enough.
It’s just missing an extra bollock and you’// have yourself a massive TP dong. nice.
edit: fucking on-screen keyboard did me dirty, I’m keeping it though.
Legendary
Could go higher.
There’s a pattern abandoned to stack. He’s an animal.
That’s a penis.
With one ball? Centered? No, this is a TP tower.
Use that bidet wand on the side and profit.
I concur. That’s a dangerous place for a delicate plant.
