The metric system is the tool of the devil! My car gets forty rods to the hogshead and that’s the way I likes it.
yeah i suppose a 25.4 millimeter long dick would sound bigger than 1 inch huh
Jokes on you. I’m into 3D printing.
Metric haters when they realize their electricity is measured in Volts (metric unit), not in “relatable” units like Sparks:
Put this on the Ronald Reagan did it pile. Jimmy Carter started us on the path to metric and then Reagan halted it.
It is .0000451 exocelsius outside.
Deka and Hecto are the metric system’s unloved children
Hecto used to be popular in sweden until like 2000 or so, when it came to food. Especially candy and charcuterie were priced and ordered in “hekto” (the “gram” dropped in speech).
Such a satisfying system
Wait, no, please convince my countryfolk to metricate. I’m an engineer and desperately want to be able to design things in metric. It’s so much better but the average American doesn’t know a meter from a hole in their ass
Normalize it. Use meters and kilograms on your own even before legislation. Convince others to use it. Push back the storm. If a handful of people in your town use it then it goes from something that nobody uses to a thing that a few people (and the rest of the world) use. Be the change you want to see.
“The story of the metric system starts, somewhat unexpectedly, in 17th Century England, with the proposal by the natural philosopher John Wilkins for a consistently decimal system of units. The Europe of his time was divided by the use of innumerable different systems of measure, with each country using its own traditional units (and in many cases, a lack of even national standardisation meant that different regions within countries would use their own measures). To remedy this, Wilkins conceived of a single, rational standard, based on the best science of his time, which all nations could equally share. His idea for a “universal Measure” was not adopted in his era, although that very phrase would ultimately (via Greek translation) give us the name of the metre.”!
Trans girl I use to know called herself femto. I assumed it was because of her foot fetish but maybe it was related to the metric system.
Joke’s on OP, this gets me hot. Like watching some foreign, kinky shit.
Frau Schmidt sprechen sie metrisch mit mir. Ich bin eine schmutzig Amerikanerin
DAd Heard Karl Marx Gave The Proletariat Eleven Zeppelins Yo
Yes please. I have no fucking IDEA what a mile is. What’s a yard. A foot. Make it make sense
A miles is a furlong squared.
x2
Did you know that Americans use Milli-inches?
Mils and Thous are at least decimal, so that’s part of the battle right there…
how else are we gonna measure our dangles?
You could measure them in dongles
How about a metric ton of tiddies
