• InFerNo@lemmy.ml
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    5 days ago

    The middle option needs to be highlighted with a “most popular” text above it.

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    4 days ago

    Smart move not to talk about ads during work. That way you can even add them to the premium subscription at any time.

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      “Hi, it’s me your favorite employee Greg. Ever wonder where I go during my second poop break and why the kitchen smells like fish!? Subscribe to Greg Plus to find out! 14,99 per month or save up 30 dollars when you subscribe for the year at 149,99. Use the code #fuckcapitalism to get an additional 10 percent off!”

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    This meme is pretty wildly accurate to my last pay negotiation. (Tried nicely for 1 year, ultimately had to quit for them to take me seriously, don’t recommend doing this if you aren’t ready and prepared financially.)

    I had the 8 hour day package +1% bonus raise 9 hour 1.1% Until emails stop 2%

    They opted for the cheapest. People are still confused months later why i stop responding at 3:01 PM.

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    “emails per week: unlimited”

    Just forward every employees email to him, he’ll handle them all