I just can’t shoot pretend cops.
Btw, what night is the wildest party on your kiddy rape island?

There is debate with Theil and Graber in which Theil basically says that today paypal would be impossible to start, because all they did was actually money laundering. So yeah, it’s crime all the way down for these people.
Well, GTA5 doesn’t even have an option to ask your friend, who has a private island, to take you to his wildest parties, so Elon was disappointed that he could not live out his crime fantasies!
“Why won’t this game let me lick the cops’ boots? Open-world, my ass!”
He’s only into raping children and financial crimes.
He also quit playing BioShock early when he found there was no option to play as Andrew Ryan.
Oh god. Someone please release a Bioshock mod that replaces Andrew Ryan with Elon Musk. Just for that one scene. You know…
But he’ll happily let thousands of children die due to his decision to cut USAid. Even when presented with evidence of it, he attacks the bearer of the news.
I would like it if we don’t post Elon musk stuff
Yeah, I thought the comm was for posts that were shitty (and funny for it), not posts by shitheads.
The most pathetic of losers.
This is the kid who gets picked last for a schoolyard game and it’s 100% justified.
He likes white collar crimes. He has other people do his blue collar crimes.
Crimes in GTA are small potatoes for Elon. He thinks big so he’s only interested in crimes against humanity.
btw i agree though. i don’t play GTA either because fuck all these first-person do-violence games
update: i just watched the gameplay trailer. police opened fire first. fuck those bastards
I can’t hear you from so high up in your ivory tower.

The game that is named after a crime has too much crime!








