• Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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    1 month ago

    They say God works in mysterious ways. As an athiest, if I am wrong, and god does exist, he doesn’t work in mysterious ways. He’s playing The Sims, and enjoys torturing everyone. He removes the ladder from the pool.

    Either that, or he’s AFK, and will come back to see how we’ve developed over the past 2000 years. And he’ll be like “the fuck are they DOING???”

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      Either that, or he’s AFK, and will come back to see how we’ve developed over the past 2000 years.

      Fun fact: that’s pretty much exactly what the bible says is happening.

  • Darkness343@lemmy.worldBanned
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    I yearn for a future in which we have mutilated angels powering the reactors that fuel our cities with their ‘divine’ energy. Energy that will let us invade hell in order to find some free demonic energy for more power before we go into the stars and fight the aliens.