A group of subs should be called a puddle

I would never position myself under a glass of water, let alone raise my chin. I drink my water in the straightest way possible, from a long hard thick moist straw like a real man.

Im already horny all the time. How am i supposed to live my life if i sexualise even the things im bad at (like regulary drinking water i guess 😐)

I ain’t no water slut I will die of thirst.

please don’t edgemaxx me while i’m drinking 3AM nightwater. The 3AM nightwater is sexy enough.