Another fun fact: elephants dont have to work and pay taxes and yet humans claim to be the more intelligent mammal.

what about the portal on the moon?

you should also go shop for landfill on the internet

What if we kissed withdrew all our money simultaneously at the bank?

I would never position myself under a glass of water, let alone raise my chin. I drink my water in the straightest way possible, from a long hard thick moist straw like a real man.