I’m nearly 5000 pounds. No wonder I have trouble getting out of bed in the morning.
You can measure weight in spans of time? 🤔
In less than twelve parsecs.
You can measure wait in spans of time
O you son of a… I swear to God!
At 42 I’m well under the average, hell yeah.
You weigh 42 years? Damn
I forgot I cross-posted this and nearly logged back out when I saw 23 unread messages.
ai literally is that bad
I’ve decided I should go on a diet to bring my weight down to more like 10 or 11 months. Should only take a dozen pounds or so to pull it off.
I weigh 1 year… how much is that in kilograms?
I too know how to press the f12 button
Another copy of this fake…?
Because everything on lemmy shitpost is really real.
“I reposted this fake boring shit because shitpost”
Someone needs a shrug.
I havent gone past 187 lbs and im 32…
Never heard of weight maxing?
Hekate be praised! I’m undercover age! Finally!!!
I measured OP’s mom’s belly circumference and it said one light year
She seemed more like a heavy year to me, but who am I
You’re apparently a photon, so your comment checks out. You’re good to go
r/anythingbutmetric
Hell yeah, I’m not fat! Turns out I’m like 500+ lbs underweight for my age! I should really eat! A lot!
