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CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 12 days ago

I only date virgins

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I only date virgins

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CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 12 days ago
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      Who is this dude?

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    Yeah, that’s why I have a micro penis. All the sex I’ve had.

    Prolly

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    The virgin penis is still full of cum that has built up in it over the years. That’s why it’s so big. Do you really want to have to face 5 year old cum?

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    I hate it. No chick wants to date me due to my small and thin penis that has been worn down to a tiny stump from all the sexual partners ive had. They tell me its like throwing a sausage down a hallway 😭

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    Guess I fucked thousands and thousands of women in my sleep.

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    I’ve been married for many, many years, (the same woman too). And I can testify that there is a certain truth here.

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    its gonna turn into a competition of who has the most shriveled penis

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    Do it in the butt. 🤷‍♂️

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      https://youtu.be/j8ZF_R_j0OY

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    The one on the right looks bigger though, it’s just zoomed out.

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    I should put some coal up there.

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    Yeah, porn actors are living proof of that theory…

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    Haven’t noticed shrinkage but the wear and tear definitely is there.

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    I am so sick and tired of saying this: it returns back to its normal size after intercourse!

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    Those penises look like they’ll be delicious after I hit them with me searzall

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    Is this a Christian chastity trick ?

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