I didn’t think it was possible, but yes

Wouldn’t expect any less from a crane

Interesting, in Czech útroba means innard(s)

How does it compare to eg. a Smirnoff? I’ve never had one before

This is actually clever, because the ass acts as a counterweight to the other possessions, saving you from having to actively lift any weight.

Oh yeah, like those Land Rovers that have a pipe for their air intake

Now I wanna throw a church into water to see if it floats!

In that case they very much would be

Oh :( Seems the exception confirmed the rule

Ironically, this is a rare instance where the guy plastered with flags is indeed the patriot

As someone who has worked for €5/hr, $300/hr is astronomical

What if I told you they already have?

I’m impressed that they have kept it legal to possess a functional guillotine

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A girl at my work had an overnight shift the day the clocks changed and I felt so bad for her having to work an extra hour

Naked to the elements

I live in England and this level of certainty that you won’t run into anyone is simply unfathomable to be

I can’t believe that humanity hasn’t got an explanation for this yet

Zbyszek, Colchester