this reads like a facebook post
Thank you
Be careful I think they meant Facebook not facebook.
There are SO many awful jokes on Lemmy. I really want to know who the average user actually is. Sometimes I think it’s boomers, sometimes it sounds like 15 year olds who haven’t had sex yet.
Don’t forget the boomers who haven’t had sex yet.
what about immature boomers?
Oh! I know! It’s on a boat. Added so the bed won’t move during the storm. Right?
Right?
Daisy Cruiser on easy mode
I don’t know about your bedpost but those fasteners don’t look adequate to me. Especially into plaster board
Bet they screwed into metal anchors they sunk in first. Unless those are literally just woodscrews going into drywall lmao.
You are giving this photo a lot more credit than I would.
No that doesn’t fix it! Shove a pillow in the gap… I mean, uh nothing to see here.
I’m gonna shove something in your gap but it ain’t a pillow
And they say romance is dead.
The bed is Ikea that’s been assembled a second time and would collapse without it 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
A friend of mine was showing me his newly acquired box-bed. I dont know how to describe it, but it has a big space in the center to store things and a movable wooden deck.
So, he opens it and the deck was all slided to one side and he says “idk why it keeps sliding” with his wife on my back.
I suggested him to ad some friction to it
They live in a part of town that has a bed shortage and this stops their bed from being stolen
All wrong answers.
This is a top bunk bed that is two beds stacked on top of each other held in place with metal pegs. This prevents unauthorized users from taking the beds and placing them side-by-side.
Oh sweet summer child. The innocent ones ARE the ones who have these installed.
It’s nothing naughty, it just makes it way easier to restrain your subjects for testing.
Bed frames in college were squeaky. I found a little bit of olive oil took care of it.
Or you can do this and find out how squeaky the house frame is!
Force equals mass times acceleration, so if you’re shaking the whole house…
I finally get it. It’s not “wedlock”, it’s “bedlock”. Which seems like a kind of like a bikelock because it is made for securing a vehicle. Easy. Now I get high score on English test.
