Yanks doing this shit is just so cringy
Thank you
It’s a top ten awr narr moment for us too, don’t worry.
Imagine I just repeated that back to you in a really bad and exaggerated cockney accent, and adding afterwards “guvna!”
I guy I know picked up an aussie chick at the bar. Later, she apparently told him “I’m on a bleeder mate. You’ll have to chuck it up me dumper.”
what good is a sword if it never tastes blood?
In der Regel hatten die Wikinger rote Bärte.
Ein Pirat sticht auch ins rote Meer
The bigger ones get dragged through the mud.
That’s how you know she’s classy.
Spaff on me minge
innit?
Fucking delicacy.
But have you ever actually eaten it? I’m going to say no because you wouldn’t be throwing shade otherwise.
It looks exactly like most Indian food, brown goo is nice.
I have eaten it. I ordered it, ate it and I was like “idk what I was expecting” because it was literally just beans on toast.
IMO it’s pretty mid but if you like it keep enjoying it.
It’s baked beans from a can, right?
I believe so. People seem to love Heinz beans in sauce
In her usual U.S. Pacific North-West accent: “I… don’t know where that came from.”
WTF is a pnw accent
Exactly.
Nice try but sex isn’t real blud.
Me voa tragar un par de pepas sin receta
para durar toda la noche dandote por las guaretas!
Yo se que tu quiere que yo coseche
frijoles en salsa de leche.“Uiyi Guaye” – Calle 13
Whomever can translate that slang riddle verse will appreciate the last sentence and how it relates to spunking deep in a bean loving arse.
Oh I completely get the last two lines. not sure what pepas and guaretas are, but I can assume from context what the pepas are for innuendo. Also, I assume voa is something mumbled into an unrecognisable form.
Also, you’re a man of many talents Jo, didn’t know you spoke spanish.
spoiler
I’m going to take some boner pills with no prescription
So I can last all night giving it to you up to your guaretas
I know that you want me to plant
Beans in milk sauce (partially digested beans in cum)Close.
Tap for spoiler
“Guaretas” is slang for buttcheeks and “pepas” is slang for pills, normally uppers but not necessarily. In this context, he does probably mean boner pills. “Cosechar” means harvest. So he’s going to pull beans out…in cum sauce.
EDIT: I spent my tweens and teens in the carribean, between the USVI and PR. I understand it and can write it, but my speaking is very broken.
Yeah, makes sense. I messed it up.
in the carribean, between the USVI and PR. I understand it and can write it, but my speaking is very broken.
Now… the broken speaking, is this because you don’t use it much, or because you’re speaking in a carribean accent? (says mr river plate with the pile of sh sounds and voseo)
Now… the broken speaking, is this because you don’t use it much, or because you’re speaking in a carribean accent?
Both. I rarely speak in Spanish, but also, the “Spanish” I know is from the north east coast of Puerto Rico and mostly slang and heavily laden with african and taino words. For context, think Tego Calderon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFPSmdbI_TM
EDIT: I guess I should clarify that it’s the way I speak it. My reading comprehension is higher because I did read a lot in spanish and I still can.
I’d be into it.
Same, love an accent
Congratulations you have one
Thank you
I’m not seeing a problem here.
Macaroni sounds are out.
Bean sounds are in.I wonder if that’s what Beyoncé really meant when she was going on about putting a ring on it
Anyway ahe’s a keeper
With gusto.
The accent alone would either ruin the moment or make it impossible not to laugh. No middle ground.
Sounds scottish enough to me to be hot.
