At least Ryan can get her off.
Yeah, but he’s no Caleb.
Can I have calebs phone number?! For a friend
"The smiley face is when I go down on the guy.
The smiley face with lashes is when the guy goes down on me.
The circle is for when we have sex.
The circle with the X is for when I have an orgasm.
The house is when we do it inside
and the grass is for outside…"
What, like in the back of a Volkswagen?
So what’s the 💾 mean?
🤣🤣
The 3½" floppy disc icon means he has the most important thing, the thing women crave, the thing that drives all women crazy with lust: a vast and meticulously organised collection of fully working computers and consumer electronics from the 80s and 90s.
Obviously, that one’s a keeper. 😉
She rates dudes like I rate beer.
What’s your Caleb?
It can only be Guinness.
That’s fair.
Some of my other faves: 1698 (Shepherd Neame), King Goblin Imperial Ruby (Carlsberg), Old Peculiar (Theakston).
What’s your opinion on Coors Banquet?
Never had it, they don’t sell it where I’m from.
What about PB’s?
MY MAN
Alcohol Free Kozel
It’s an eco-friendly alternative to a punch card customer loyalty program.
Thia makes me feel sick just looking at it 🫣
Best case : Oliver
Worse case : Sam.What about Caleb?
it’s implied she’s cheating, at least be the loved boyfriend instead of the best cheating partner. IDFK, it’s a meme.
I probably left out “if not caleb”
How do you know Oliver is the boyfriend? Is that what the magic emoji means?
