I nominate myself.

As the future CEO of Sex, I vow to bring down consumer prices for sex and increase variety.

Further, I promise, when I am elected CEO of Sex, that every adult on the planet will get a free 3 month trial of our new premium offering of sex+, and if they’re not satisfied with it, I will step down.

I’ll take one for the team and pick up the mantle you dont have to thank me

Gabe Newell

Hypothetically, would the successor have the power to institute a personal theme song to the tune of RATM’s “Renegades of Funk”?