As a doctor, I can assure you there is never any buildup of eyelashes behind your eyeball. The spiders eat them all.
Whirring sound of sonic screwdriver
Are eyelashes digestible? Or do the spiders have stomach full of them?
What a horrible day to have eyes.
I heard that story and this came into my mind immediately.
Wow, that was utterly vile, thank you for explaining to the world why I wear glasses when I need to see shit. God damn, Funkhauser school of funnily disgusting!
The green makes it look worse, it’s just a dye to make it easier to identify the lenses.
I saw the green and immediately thought “algae” but that’d be nearly impossible in the eyeball. And if it was she’d have way bigger concerns than the lenses
Oh my, the scraps of innocence I had are now gone. Thanks.
Hold still…

That reminds me, I need to get my eyeballs sliced to drain some floaters.
TIHI. Didn’t expect that.
Thanks for that nightmare! My day was too nice anyway…
Nah, this is impossible






