I honestly can’t tell what’s real any more. Which is the whole idea, I guess.
Same. But because I still try to maintain some sense of whatever insanity is happening in the world, I checked and this one is real. 😞
Jesus, I thought for sure this one was fake. Nope.
Just kill me, before my brain commits suicide after reading more of those “messages”.
This is the second of his brain farts, where I seriously thought: ‘nope,this one has to be a troll’. And surprise: it’s real!
I mean, big fat hug???
Holy fuck, he really IS declining fast. The language in this post is even dumber and more childlike than normal. We gotta get this fucker out of the WH.
He is no longer writing on 8 grade level. He is writing on 8-year-old level
Oh, China is very happy, that part I believe.
As does the economist
Now open the strait of Epstein you fat fuck
- President DJT
AKA
President Don’t Jump Theshark
Every time Trump makes a tweet, I cannot gauge whether it’s fake or real. How can a nation elect something like that?
Trump’s tweets become 10x funnier and 20x more sad when you read them in Chris Chan’s voice
Rosechu has no connections to 4-cent_garbage.com, so quit asking.
I’d like to see Trump fight. It’d be funny.
"I know fighting. NOBODY knows more about fighting than me. I was at the MMZ the other night. Big guys came up to me, tears in their eyes, “MR PRESIDENT, can you give me some advice for my next fight?”
“Don’t get in the octagone with everybody’s favourite president”, I told him. I meant it as a joke. I do that self-depreciating humour, because I’m so humble. Lot of people don’t think I am, but I am. I don’t like to brag, but I’m the best at self-depreciting. Believe me. Believe me.
Anyway, you could tell from the fear in his eyes he thought I was serious. Which is okay. If I was there, it would be MY ring. I wouldn’t want to be in my ring with me either".
*Women are actually pretty happy that I’ve decided to finally treat them with respect. I’m doing it for them, sure — but also for myself, and honestly for society as a whole. This kind of situation won’t happen again. They’ve basically agreed to respond better to me now that I’m acting different. I mean, when I show up, they’ll probably appreciate it — maybe not say it outright, but you can tell.
We’re working together now, in a smarter way, and it’s going really well! Isn’t that better than all the conflict and rejection??? BUT REMEMBER, I could go back to how things were before if I wanted to — I just don’t, because I’m choosing the better path now.*
Alright granddad, let’s get you to bed.
Because Melania never hugs him off camera.
He saw money being exchanged for passage and he’s such an entrepreneur he copied the idea
