Purple beef… I think I should see a doctor…

Pleasure Killer

fair enough. ambiguous enough it could go either way. I’m satisfied (unlike the women I have dated).

Nice try, FBI (which would be “Fun Hard Knob”) or CIA (which would be “Big Bear Wand”)

I got fucking pussy meat. What the fuck.

Purple Machine

Girthy Punch. Makes my tiny penis sound massive 😎

Your mom’s gag

Say hello to my mighty Man Punch.

Power Steak.🎉🎉🎉

Monster Meat, excellent