“Donald Trump has six kinds of mental illness and he’s on his third stroke. He will be dead by the end of the week.”
Trump goes on live TV and delivers an hour long rant about how much winning we’re doing in Iran. Emits the loudest fart you’ve ever heard in your life. His cabinet secretaries all applaud. He hobbles out the door to spend the rest of the day golfing.
“That doesn’t prove anything. Look at this grainy photo of his hand. He’s probably already dead as you’re reading this. Anything you see going forward is AI or a hologram or something.”
Ya know…I’m starting to think I’m dead. Maybe I died in 2015. Maybe the last 11 years is just my brain dying. And maybe it’s not 11 years, but 20 seconds. And maybe all of reality right now is just my distorted perception, as my brain deals with dying.
Ha! Can you imagine if we went from Obama, to 11 years of exclusively dementia riddled presidents?
Watched Jacob’s Ladder a lot, I take it?
Harris at least held the powers of the office for an hour one time while Biden was under for a Colonoscopy. So that’s something.
Wait…is that real? Harris was our first female president, and it only lasted 1 hour???
Point of distinction, she would not have been president. Only acting president.
