Hell yeah.

People will see this and just think “Cowabunga”

Cowabunga Dude!

Ew. That’s not a sai. (Or katana or bo staff) Donatello would affix a pizza cutter to a six foot pole like a real man. Turtle. Turtleman.

Now I’m hungry

Bossa Nova!

Now the cartoon theme from the before time is playing in my head.

Looks impossible to wash.

not at all I don’t get it

I’d like to see how it cuts with the nunchucks.

Hell yeah

I have a USS Enterprise Pizza cutter. It’s awesome. It’s worthless as a pizza cutter but it’s still awesome.

‘pizza time’! (sample from… The arcade I think?)

Don’s is the worst though.

Hell yeah!