People will see this and just think “Cowabunga”

Me: Doctor, what is wrong with me?

Doctor: You need to get laid.

I’m imagining Trump standing in a shit trench, looking confused.

Ho… hold it. Hold it just a little longer…

She seems a lot happier next to him.

*“no, this is patrick”

You should have…

checked your posting.

Leader (possibly) of the civilizing forces

Who is that in the bottom right?

Gonna tell my grandkids that’s Becker and Borg

Candance Owens not brain good.

Blow it out your ass, literally