Look, I’ve seen death. I lost half my village to the Black Death. I fought under Buckingham in Burgundy. It’s not like I don’t know what death is. Death is… stupid.
Nobody has to die. The only reason people die is… is 'cause everyone does it. You all just go along with it. But not me. I’ve made up my mind. I’m not going to die.
A dollar in five million years
Cause then I’ll be around that long
Also the value of a dollar is going to be so high in 5 million years due to inflation.
Are you kidding? Can you imagine what a piece of human artifice from 5 million years ago would be worth to the right collector?
Umm, you looked around lately? You want 5 million years of this shit?
I’m going to take a line from Hob Gadling
WTF?! We’ve all been suckered into dying just because everyone does it? Man, do I feel stupid.
They gonna be alone relatively soon
Plot twist, take the dollar in 5 million years. Then do everything you can to cause global extinction.
Then FINALLY have some free time, instead of working 3 full time jobs.
Yes I would absolutely kill all life on earth just to get some free time. Humans had their time, and they created a world that led to…this.
gestures broadly to everything
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Yeah. We’ve got around 30 till the world ends, so what after that?
That was my first thought too. But I haven’t really enjoyed the last 30 so I’m not sure if I’d like to hang out that long.