My husband’s cat (by her own designation—she chose him) sleeps at the foot of my side of the bed because I don’t kick her in my sleep. But as soon as he’s awake, she leaps up to go and snuggle with him.
It’s the worst when you have a bunch of cats and still have an empty bed for part of the night.
No, it’s the worst when you’re asleep, but your consciousness is suddenly slammed awake by the sound somewhere in the house of, “Guk guk guk … gluurk!”
The visceral sense of dread and helpless rage I just felt is your fault.
Okay, it’s the cat’s fault, but also your fault.
You gotta lay on your side or stomach and make a cat bed with your legs creating a back"lap" or reverse lap
Your one ankle should be nestled over the other to close the loop
Cat wakes up and thinks better go eat some carpet while he’s asleep…
My cat does this when I start rolling around too much, but he just goes under the bed until I get up.
I shut my bedroom door so my cats can’t get in.


