Good ol’ American magic
Accio gun
Given a choice between what’s canonical and what’s cannonical, I know which one I’m picking.
avahduh kedahvrah you mothefucker
“I ain’t got time to bleed…”
“You got time to duck?”
Does USA ever even get acknowledged in the HP universe? I can’t remember any instance of a yank showing up in any of the books or any reference to the North American continent.
“America…well…we magicked it away. It was full of Voldemorts.”
The first Fantastic Beasts movie is set in New York, and it makes several appearances in the supporting lore books. Apparently, Americans don’t really like Quidditch, preferring some sort of magical-explosions basketball-ish game. Jeez I wish Joanne weren’t such an awful piece of shit human.
Gotcha. I left the franchise after Book 7 and its two movies. I’ve watched maybe 15 minutes of one of the FB movies (maybe the second one?) while on an overnight flight and was immediately lost and not entertained enough to commit, especially when Forrest Gump was an alternative option.
“Expecto patron-”
just fucking riddled with bullets
“Aveda cad…” BANG.
The end.
I like how Misfits and Magic handles this where wizards straight just have never heard of nuclear weapons.
