The presence of Kazuma and Aqua guarantee that there will be no peace on this flight no matter where one is seated.
House. He’d ignore me the whole time.
Hugh Laurie is an accomplished blues and jazz musician i would not miss that chance to get ignored by someone that fancy
7 no question Hugh and I are leading the whole plane in Minnie the Moocher the whole flight.
HO DI HO DI HO DI HO
100% this plane’s crashing.
7, for sure. House doesn’t want to talk, I don’t want to talk, we’re cool.
5 hoping they have some edibles on them
Five, swap seats with Silent Bob, throw on headphones, hope Beavis and Butthead don’t crash the plane
Idk man, sitting in front of Fred Durst assaulting a cat girl would kinda freak me out.
6-7
5
Endless entertainment, whether they’re in character or not.
9, maybe I can peg bbno$ too. 😏
I’ll stand, thank you.
5 if you want interesting.
7 if you want an angry doctor to insult you and ignore you for the remainder of the flight while he sleeps after a couple vicodin. No idea who the other guy is, but it could get interesting if he has to take a piss.
Pretty sure the other one is CJ (main character) from GTA San Andreas.
7, but only so I can regale House with the saga that was my lupus diagnosis.
This is the one true answer
10
Same
fuck it, 7, at least by the end i’ll know i have no illness mysterious enough to warrant his attention
I’m sitting next to house because if I don’t bother him he’ll probably pop a couple vicoden and take a shot and sleep








