Most birds will love that you throw bread at them but can’t actually eat it…
Most humans will be offended that you throw bread at them, but it’s nutritive for them…
If you got the right halves, that’s a solid plan.
This is all I can think about:
To elaborate on what’s already common knowledge, feeding bread to birds is a fucking terrible idea in every way. Nobody wins except potentially some algae that gets some new kids, a mold that gets a lovely new home in a respiratory tract, or a fox that gets easy prey unable to fly.
What if I like foxes and hate ducks?
If the many-eyed Seraphim descended upon me, I’d offer them eyedrops.
“BE NOT AFR-- is that whole grain, seeded pumpernickel?!” [Munching noises]
Hahaha
This would be me, but with bird seed.
Better be garlic bread cuz that shit is divine.
