What, no Microslop? This is far too functional to call it “Trump Laptop”.
What, no Microslop?
No way this runs on Windows. It’s Linux or bust.
Windows 3.11 for the win!
Ah, but consider:
Red Hat
(No hate to RHEL, just hat joke)
It’s not spray painted gold
And it would probably be running Astra or Red Star.
Back in the day you had Hannah Montana Linux. And Satanic Linux (which had to be installed over Christian Linux). Loads of OSes were just rebranded Ubuntu. Trump OS should be all gold and a rebrand of Red Star (only replacing the boot logo and wallpaper).
Still more real than those Trump phones suckers pre-ordered
That one I don’t understand. It’s just a gold colored Chinese phone from Alibaba. Probably they put more effort in designing the box than
designing the phone itselfchoosing the right tone of the gold color for the plastics. It takes 1 week of consultation with the manufacturer (ok, two weeks, because they need to explain how important that a gold wallpaper is set as default) and two months to import them. What are they waiting? Mr FIFA peace prize just want the money and deliver a “air” phone?
The fact that it turns on makes it a top 5 Trump product
That’s not a Trump laptop. No children were molested in the making of it.
Eh. Depending on where those parts were sourced…
I bet it would be depressing as fuck to watch that fat asshole try to Google how to fix something.
