Wait, how did Saddam Hussein get into heaven?
That fucker would be nowhere near heaven, let’s be real.
He could have prayed to Jesus right before dying, though! As long as he really means it
Sorry, I don’t make the goofy ass heaven rules, take it up with the magic bird
Yes he would. Hell is where the cool kids go. Are you asserting saddam is cool enough to hang out with genghis khan, liberace and Satan? I think not.
Not to the final circle, no. But somewhere on top with all the petty criminals, yes.
In heaven ? Seriously ?
Did realize the US was dropping atomic bombs over there.
Also Saddam watching someone make a meme with that line break:
But. The tubes!
If an advanced civilization in the future figures out a way to scan the minds of all sentient beings and put them in an afterlife simulation, then it’ll probably work like The Good Place after they fixed the issues with the system, and this guy would absolutely still be stuck in the purgatories, not yet a better person.
WMDs springs eternal!
