That design is called “Jazz” for some reason.
Back in the late 80s and early 90s we had these things called malls, and they all played music without lyrics, because a mall is a noisy place and any lyrics get lost.
Also I think there were performance fees for playing copyright music. The laws are obtuse.
Anyway, most of the malls settled on this mass produced milquetoast “smooth jazz”. And then piped that into all of their stores.
This story has nothing to do with the creation of that pattern, which was made for a Sweetheart Cup Company internal design contest. The designer needed a name that wasn’t just Gina’s submission, and so a random word was picked.
The fact that most malls had started using those same sort of pastel colors might have had some subconscious impact, but that’s just my thoughts on it.
they would have called it jizz, but that was taken by a genre of syncopated space synth bebop
I would like to introduce you to the jizz wailers. Today may we all be the lucky ten thousand
Please note: [emphasis added]
Appearances Star Wars: Return of the Jedi junior[wtf Ryder Windham???] novelization(First mentioned)

I want to wrap my car like this so bad

My hood has a bunch of rock chips from the track. So I did buy a $40 cheap as fuck wrap off Amazon and did my hood well enough for a first time.
I’m hesitant to do it on the nicer paint, but honestly, it’s not even a full side on my white car. I should nut up and finally do it when warm.
Seems justified.
Behold 🫴
When did they stop making those…
aaaand fuck i just bought drapes in all three of these colors now i know why




