Because spicy is not a flavor. Spicy is more like an allergic reaction to a chemical that certain plants excrete as a defense mechanism. Humans are just weirdos because we enjoy our mouths and buttholes being on fire.
Maybe it’s just the mouth part we enjoy and the other we tolerate.
argument: we normally think of five flavors (salty, savory, sour, sweet, bitter) but without spicy the meal is not complete. shit, some people consider slimy a flavor and that’s fair.
…I’m actually quite thankful my anus doesn’t have taste buds.
I’m reminded of this Uwos video…
They’re even spicier when you put the pepper directly in your ass.
😩
This is absolutely not true, your butthole can also taste menthol.
Easy fix, just put spicy peppers in your pancakes
Tried making spicy pancakes. Would NOT recommend.
mildly spicy okonomiyaki sounds great actually
Because spiciness is literally heat. Capsaicin, the spicy chemical, literally activates the heat receptors in your skin.






