I am unable due to having signed an NDA.
But let’s just say the world is still here. You’re welcome.
Okay and who can we verify your NDA with
Unfortunately that’s covered by a pinky swear
I’ve seen an interview with a guy that said, with a straight face, “for legal reasons I’m not allowed to disclose to you whether or not I have an NDA with <company>”.
I’m pretty sure they make NDAs where you’re not allowed to disclose the other party as well.
Hold on i wanna put on my bird law hat and double down on this one
Before anyone actually updates their resume to look better based on a meme:
Sabbatical is just a long vacation. It’s not that you stop being employed, you just take an extended leave and almost always have an agreed-upon return date.
A sabbatical has also come to mean a lengthy, intentional break from a career for non-academic professionals as well. There are very few norms and expectations for non-academic, or professional, sabbaticals. They can be paid or unpaid, affiliated with one’s employer or self-directed, and have a variety of durations, from several weeks to over a year
After that, I drove into the hills
And traded my car for a bottle of pills
And after that, I was on a vision quest
Put my mind, body, and soul to the test
And after that, I met my totem spirit
It’s a rattlesnake, so I had to kill it
Then I drank all his blood and stole his powers
And slithered around in the dirt for hours
And after that I started jerking off
Up on a mountain, jerking off
Down by the river, jerking off
And that’s when I had my epiphany:
You can’t spend your whole life jerking off
And after that, I went back to the city
And after that, I’m a whole new man
Brew kombucha in my hybrid van
I give my life to meditation
Then sleep with a whore at a Greyhound station
