• Jo Miran@lemmy.ml
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    There is a man in Louisiana that has the fortune, if he ever found out, to say that I fucked his mom, his dad, his sister, and his grandma.

    We’re doing the lord’s work Violet. The lord’s work.

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        Well he was about nine at the time, and I’m not a pedophile.

        This was the early nineties in southern Louisiana and I was 17. So that’s two adults in their 30’s and one in her 50’s that had no problem fucking a very poor college student they hired to paint their house. They were definitely not the only 35+ year olds I had sex with before I was 18 while I lived there. Now seen through my 2026 eyes, there was a lot of questionable behavior from many “adults” back then.

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          This was the early nineties in southern Louisiana and I was 17. So that’s two adults in their 30’s and one in her 50’s that had no problem fucking a very poor college student they hired to paint their house.

          I hate life. Let me fix that. I hate my life. I have never been in this kind of porny scenario before, despite trying my best. I even worked in a hotel.

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            I should clarify that it wasn’t all at once. Sister and grandma were a regular thing. Threesome with the parents only once. Grandma was the only one that knew.

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              I should clarify that it wasn’t all at once.

              I should clarify that when they gave me 500 million USD, it wasn’t really in cash, it was in gold bricks.

              Threesome with the parents only once

              And also an apartment complex.

              Please have some perspective. I’ve spent years without getting laid. (in the past)

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          Ok that sounds exactly like what I’d expect out of a 17 year old in Louisiana in the early 90s lol. Definitely not ok behavior for any of the adults involved, like holy crap yikes, but it fits with how my friend has described the state