My wife has prohibited me from buying this after the last incident
Might as well involve the whole family since it’s the holidays.
At least the step family
🎶 " Oh, Christmas tree, oh Christmas tree, I will insert you anally " 🎶
Saw this juat above https://sh.itjust.works/post/68481725
Flared base. Approved.
Nope, flared end should be 1/3rd larger than the largest part of the toy.
🎶Mooooooooonn riiiiiverrrrr🎶
I’m gonna tell my kids this was chess.
- “No, no: it’s chess.”
- “Uncle, why did you shove a Christmas chess up your butt?”
Million to one shot, doc. Million to one.
Ya don’t see many buttplugs in white (for a reason)
Sure, these would hurt to step on, but I don’t think that’s an emergency.
You step on things with your asshole?!
No, I don’t step on things with you… Zing!
😄
Hi,yes, I’m bearing down on my holiday spirit and it just won’t come out
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