Right? The world’s first plastic bowl, handed down through the generations, your grandma slept in it when she was a baby, it was there for you through that terrible thing that happened, a million and one uses and it just won’t break. It’s yours now. You can’t just walk away like that.

Oh shit, I didn’t even see it till you pointed it out…

“Now go gemme some tubby fuckin’ custuhd, you fuckin’ jamook.”