one of the few perks a teacher has:
messing with kids’ mindsand this one is good for ’em
I do not miss one thing about school
You will when you’re 24 with a shitty retail job and no friends…
Facts
(X) Doubt
(I’m beyond that age but the reference is better than saying ‘ha, incorrect’)
I’m 40 and close to retiring. Ha
I have like fifty million friends and a great job. I appreciate that my education helped my life, but I don’t miss school for a second.
Still better than holding up my math quiz (after being the first to hand it in) and dead-ass asking “What is this?” in front of the whole class.
Had a teacher go through the tests, held up one of a class mate and announced “this is the worst I’ve ever seen”. A few pages later she holds up mine with “oh, this is even worse”. 😒
Taking one for your mate. Without even a cape.
🤣
That happened to me once but the teacher didn’t say it out loud just hinted that I was wrong then I corrected it and she took my paper and said I passed lol
I had a teacher who used to hand out test results starting from the lowest grade and before handing them out he used to look across the room like a shark in a paddling pool.





