"Why did he cut nipple-holes into his woolen sleeveless tshirt?

Oh God…no…"

I have a hairy chest and a beard that grows back to full from clean shaven in a month. I do not shave. I still do not have anywhere near as much hair as that man.

Genetics are what’s stopping 99% of men from looking like that. That’s insane.

Urge to give this guy an aggressive waxing, rising rapidly