I did play a NSFW game, and I would say I would be pretty awesomely fucked.
oh right - samesies :D
Cyberpunk 2077. No matter what I do, I’m toast. Just like me in real life.
Just don’t meet Hanako and you’ll be fine
Every ending kinda felt like dying. IDK about the Phantom Liberty ending because I haven’t played the DLC yet.
You can survive Phantom Liberty. Bad news is that you’ll live on with at least five completely new forms of PTSD.
Same game for me. I’m super happy about being super pretty version of me but the face tattoos might be a problem
Helldivers 2. I’m in trouble. But at least it won’t last long.
Timberborn. Guess I’m a beaver now
Project zomboid with 200% zombie spawn…
Guessing a survival time of approx 10 mins?
Same here. I mean it literally starts with “This is how you died” so I’m dead in any case.
Disco Elysium. Fucked… far and near, far and wide, from end to end, from start to finish, from the word go… fucked. Fully fucked.
No. This is somewhere to be. This is all you have, but it’s still something. Streets and sodium lights. The sky, the world. You’re still alive.
Fuck me take me back to the abyss black voice of the void.
SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL IS GOING TO HAPPEN
Minecraft. A simple life, if a dangerous one. I’d see it as an upgrade tbh.
GTA, i’d be royally fucked 😬🤣
Not if you owned my empire 😏.
Subnautica 2. Fuck.
Good news is: you’re now functionally immortal.
Bad news is: everything tastes like metal.
Stardew Valley for me. Need a vacay anyway <3
But wouldn’t you miss depth in life? /j
Joke explanation
Because it is 2D.
Elite Dangerous. I should be fine as long as I stick to trading common materials. I’m screwed if I get caught by a pirate though.
You don’t die in Elite. You escape in an escape pod and are recovered by the PFRR. Honestly, it’s a good universe (if you can afford the ship). You have infinite insurance without any reputation repercussions and with an absurdly small copay, can go anywhere you want, and can actually earn money instead of living your entire life doing the same monotonous job. Even smuggling, piracy, assault and attempted murder (Odyssey’s “death” message implies life-endangering injuries) is forgiven by a very short time in jail and a fine. Also tuning your craft is allowed and in part encouraged.
No Man’s Sky. Casually travelling through a universe with over 18 quintillion planets sounds awesome.
Casually traveling alone
Nah. Got Krovax, Gek, and Vy’keen all around me.
Oh crap, I’m now a Void Elf mage in world of Warcraft. Actually I’m probably pretty good, every time I die in get resurrected and I’ve got a great ass, so cool. I’m also now a woman, so I don’t know if that’s gonna be like a reverse gender disphoria thing or not.
I mean, if you don’t id as a woman then there’s no reverse about it, that’s just going to be gender dysphoria lol
That’s true.
X-Com: Terror from the Deep. Life expectancy of a Russian soldier in Ukraine.
I thought the same, but then the main character in X-Com games is the ‘commander’. I’m still chugging along and dunno if the commander has any unpleasant fate themself, no spoilers please.
Don’t worry; I don’t know any spoilers. I’m playing the 1995 DOS game from Microprose, and I didn’t come across a commander yet. All characters are soldiers, and 80% of them are cannon fodder that locates the aliens, which then I snipe with my few trained survivors from the distance.
I mean the player giving orders in the HQ and on the field. In the 2012 quasi-remake they’s addressed by staff and soldiers as ‘commander’, if I’m not forgetting anything. (The 2012 version is available on PS Vita, which happens to be convenient for me.)
Gotta say, your tactical approach sounds bloodier than mine. I just have them run from cover to cover nearly always, keep the squad vaguely close but separate, and then shower the targets with bullets. But Wikipedia says that the remake places more emphasis on the cover, and I don’t quite remember how it was in the original games.
Oh, great. I’m a pig farmer called Dink Smallwood.
