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The continuous expulsion of hot gas helps on those cold-toes nights. It’s a hen-fueled space heater.
You reminded me of a poem that my cousin recites:
A fart a fart, it’s good for the heart
It sets the body at easeIt will warm up the bed, you can set it alight,
And it fumigates all of the fleas
When I was a lad, I ate four dozen eggs every morning to help me get large.
And now that I’m grown, I eat five dozen eggs so I’m roughly the size of a barge.
Man go around judging somebody else’s gainz why don’t you
Lemme grab my camera!
So here’s a quick recipe for a spicy egg salad. It’s a kind of love it or hate it thing, but it definitely has the same musical effect on your digestion.
- 20 cooked and roughly chopped eggs
- 1 jar of Hellmann’s Light mayonnaise
- 1 jar of white asparagus, chopped
- 1 jar of mushrooms
- 50g Stokes Curry Ketchup
- 3-4 dashes of Worcestershire sauce
- freshly ground black pepper
- Habanero Tabasco to taste
Imma pass, but I’m sure others will enjoy it.
How much do you weigh?
