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Earlier this morning, I was looking at some grown-up stuff on the computer, when a spider decided to spin down from the ceiling, 3cm from my eyes like “What about THIS booty?!”.
so, uh, ever tried to shit during a locust swarm? it doesn’t come out any faster. true story.
No thank you. I value my life too much.
One word:
Divorce
did divorce help you poop?





