I have had this image saved on my phone for years and now I finally know where it came from.
HOLD ON I GOTTA TEXT THIS TO MY WIFE SHE JUST LEFT FOR WORK EVERYBODY STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING
Well? What did she say?
She laughed her funny laugh and said yeah
Bidet gang.
At home, sure, but not available anywhere else I go. And as they say, “my boss makes a dollar and I make a dime…”
i was just commenting above: i know the “portable bidet” as the “peri bottle”. i used to be a frequent flier in the hospital and they’re a standard hospital supply. i could always walk out with two or three per visit. like shit, i remember walking in once and asking if i could buy some, they sent me to housekeeping, filled my bag up and told me to run for the exit. ymmv but y’know
I think peri-bottles are a bit more contoured/angled specifically for women’s parts, especially pregnant women. Whereas the portable bidets are not quite so angled. The targeted hole is slightly different.
the ones i got were all straight, but maybe they gave me different ones because they knew i was aiming for my bootyhole. i’ve used those electric portable bidets and they just… well they didn’t have the pressure to deal with my leavings. i’d have to refill them twice. one or two good skooshes from a peri bottle and i’m clean as the day the doctor made me
they make these things called “peri bottles”. they hold about 16 oz of water and make excellent portable bidets. i steal them from hospitals (no i’m not joking i take at least two every visit, for what i’m paying i should take a gross). fill them with warm water before you pop in to do your business (if you have time. i recognize i’m talking about luxuries not everyone has. i would keep two in my bag full of cold water at all times and one empty just in case i had the time to get warm water. this is literally why i started carrying a purse back when i was a boy)
That was a poem for a simpler time.
And now my boss makes a grand
And I don’t see one cent
And he’s got employees
That can’t pay the rent
Reporting for doodie.
3 ply for the win. But what a shitpost🥳
“It’s OK to be a cheap ass, as long as you are not cheap with your ass.” – Me
I’ve been repeating that since my teens.
Best piece of ass I’ve ever had.
Bagism
Skill issue. Also I refuse to use any tp other than scotts single ply because other thick, textured toilet tissue leaves lint behind.
This is why crumple > fold
