Tanis Nikana

The last game I played was Sawayama Solitaire in the Zachtronics Solitaire Collection, and sometimes I’ll just deal Sawayama on my table with actual cards, so I figure my life is carrying on precisely like this.

Quite the opposite of playing, say, Soma, which would fuck someone up the mostiest.

Lemme scoot over and make some room for you on the toilet.

Your boyfriend is 24‽

Well actually I guess that’s consenting adult range, carry on.

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Hang on, my audio processing disorder just let me understand the seventh time you said it just now.

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Man, I just post good photography and advocate for billionaires and fascists to resign from life.

I’m just a turtle.

Israel should be dissolved and Netanyahu should be hanged.

This is a list of honor.

That’s Chairman Kong to you!

Buffet Infinity, can’t go wrong there, the food’s always great!

残念だな。

This should never ever happen unless no one buys anything and everyone spends weeks circling the board. However, income tax undoes about a fifth of all go-passes.

This isn’t a shitpost, it’s just a good idea.

That was a poem for a simpler time.

And now my boss makes a grand
And I don’t see one cent
And he’s got employees
That can’t pay the rent

Not impossible though. Two in January, two in November.

You don’t know me.

Just cause you’re right this once.

Sometimes I regret that if I had been more of a motivated person in my younger years, I could be in space.

But also, I know that given my physical state and brain damage and such, it was a dead dream as soon as my first stroke happened, two days after birth.

Still, a woman can dream.

I’m pretty sure everyone who’s been stuck outside for any real length of time is a public urinator, me included. I wouldn’t hold that against anyone. However, everything else, mans needs jail.

Most of them are ~3,000 word epub files, but several of them get bound together in a physical volume. Chuck also writes whole-ass mainstream horror too, those can be found at bookstores.

And if you’ve never heard of Chuck Tingle, I am not joking.

Might even be underselling it a bit.