Guess I’ll have to keep making coffee the old way

Wait until you find out what they’re doing to you through your toilet seat!

I’ve got a french press. Is it spying on me for china or France. At this point I don’t care which one.

The US also has reams of data on every American. The difference is America is using to control, capture, and kill people.

Thought that it would be obvious that your $25 smart coffee maker was spying on you.

what exactly is the concern with China knowing when I make my coffee or use my laundry machine? It’s not like they’re interested in stealing my identity or scamming me out of my savings. Outside of the generally icky-ness of having your data stolen, what’s the endgame?

Oooh new vocab, thanks.

精神分裂症

Jīngshéng fēnliè zhèng

Schizophrenia

精神 - mind/mental state

分裂 - split/divided

症 - illness

謝謝（不,我沒有精神分裂症）

Xièxiè (bù, wŏ mĕi yòu jīngshéng fēnliè zhèng)

Thanks (no, I don’t have schizophrenia)

Is that why this stainless steel French press needs wifi to work?